Saturday, February 11, 2006

stoned epiphany XIX

Jesus turned into a funerary souvenir causes a major semiotic emergency

"Sympathy" and "charity", in English language, are completely different words.

Sympathy stands for

mutual understanding or affection arising from any relationship.

Charity, on the other hand, refers to

Provision of help or relief to the poor; almsgiving.
In the Anglo culture, Charity flowers are meant to provide fundraising to an organization. Sympathy flowers are the ones we deposit to the dead as an offer.

And yet, in Spanish, those same funerary flowers are called "Coronas de Caridad" or "(Crown of) charity flowers", like if you give flowers to the dead for economical pity.

Meanwhiles "Simpatía" in Spanish, can be translated either as "fondness" or "likeness". There are no such things as "Coronas de Simpatía" in the Latin American culture.

Strange.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

stoned epiphany XVIII

:..


Howcome robots and computers' feelings or thoughts in futuristic novels are always written in italics?

eg: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

stoned epiphany XVII

"Scheisse!"

Leviticus 18 is like Freud back-wards...

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The LORD said to Moses,
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"Speak to the Israelites and tell them: I, the LORD, am your God.
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You shall not do as they do in the land of Egypt, where you once lived, nor shall you do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you; do not conform to their customs.
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My decrees you shall carry out, and my statutes you shall take care to follow. I, the LORD, am your God.
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Keep, then, my statutes and decrees, for the man who carries them out will find life through them. I am the LORD.
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1 "None of you shall approach a close relative to have sexual intercourse with her. I am the LORD.
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You shall not disgrace your father by having intercourse with your mother. Besides, since she is your own mother, you shall not have intercourse with her.
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You shall not have intercourse with your father's wife, for that would be a disgrace to your father.
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You shall not have intercourse with your sister, your father's daughter or your mother's daughter, whether she was born in your own household or born elsewhere.
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You shall not have intercourse with your son's daughter or with your daughter's daughter, for that would be a disgrace to your own family.
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You shall not have intercourse with the daughter whom your father's wife bore to him, since she, too, is your sister.
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You shall not have intercourse with your father's sister, since she is your father's relative.
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You shall not have intercourse with your mother's sister, since she is your mother's relative.
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You shall not disgrace your father's brother by being intimate with his wife, since she, too, is your aunt.
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You shall not have intercourse with your daughter-in-law; she is your son's wife, and therefore you shall not disgrace her.
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2 You shall not have intercourse with your brother's wife, for that would be a disgrace to your brother.
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You shall not have intercourse with a woman and also with her daughter, nor shall you marry and have intercourse with her son's daughter or her daughter's daughter; this would be shameful, because they are related to her.
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While your wife is still living you shall not marry her sister as her rival; for thus you would disgrace your first wife.
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"You shall not approach a woman to have intercourse with her while she is unclean from menstruation.
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You shall not have carnal relations with your neighbor's wife, defiling yourself with her.
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3 You shall not offer any of your offspring to be immolated to Molech, thus profaning the name of your God. I am the LORD.
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You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such a thing is an abomination.
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You shall not have carnal relations with an animal, defiling yourself with it; nor shall a woman set herself in front of an animal to mate with it; such things are abhorrent.
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"Do not defile yourselves by any of these things by which the nations whom I am driving out of your way have defiled themselves.
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Because their land has become defiled, I am punishing it for its wickedness, by making it vomit out its inhabitants.
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You, however, whether natives or resident aliens, must keep my statutes and decrees forbidding all such abominations
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by which the previous inhabitants defiled the land;
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otherwise the land will vomit you out also for having defiled it, just as it vomited out the nations before you.
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Everyone who does any of these abominations shall be cut off from among his people.
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Heed my charge, then, not to defile yourselves by observing the abominable customs that have been observed before you. I, the LORD, am your God."
... And the funny part is Freud was a Jew.

stoned epiphany XVI


The CIA World Factbook 2004 says the life expectancy in China nowadays is 71.96years.

I can foresee the death of Confucianism in China: if health & techique improve over there enough to prolong the population's life expectancy similar to Western standards, the elder will stop being respected as a venerable institution of society, and will start to be seen as a major welfare problem.
Too many old people is any Marxist's nightmare.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

stoned epiphany XV

Persuade me not to bite your finger off.

In a world when writing has more content than telling, yet less audience, I cannot stop thinking of the Roman oratorical masters: Cicero, Seneca. Rome was the place were rhetorics - as an art - had its zenith. Addressing the people in a beautiful way was considered POETRY. These days there are nothing but clowns misleading the masses, in a poor way - aesthetically speaking.

Look, folks, policy-makers, if you are gonna lie to us at least do it nicely: that means, not being so ridiculously obvious.
(Thank you).

Thursday, September 01, 2005

stoned epiphany XIV


Lorenzo di Medici (1449-1492) - also called The Magnificent - influential Florentine art patron.

There are two types of talented people in this world: the ones that can make their own lives/thoughts worth of profit, and the ones that can make that profit possible dealing with the former creative people.
The strong feedback that exists between art and marketing has a name: sponsoring. The historical roots of art sponsoring can be found in the Renaissance among art patrons, as well as in the present day, among publishers.

stoned epiphany XIII

Even if it doesn't look evident to the naked eye, what ultimately makes a path not exist at all?
The main source of Philosophy is primarly autobiographical. - Nietzsche.
Anxiety is the hand maiden of creativity. - T.S. Eliot.
On destiny II:
Regarding the way these authors came to me during different epochs of my life - almost "by coincidence" - and having in mind the logic I have found among their perceptions on life and existence in general, It's hard for me these days to deny categorically the slight possibility that a destiny - no matter how fatal or mischievous it could be - can actually exist.

Friday, August 19, 2005

stoned epiphany XII

The playlist of our lives.

On destiny I:

What if destiny is nothing but a blind and dull ping-pong game between "past" and "present"? Let's imagine, for one minute, life as a mp3 playlist:
1. Its duration depends on how long you want it to be. If you cannot actually choose how or when it will end, maybe it's because your playlist capacity is limited.
2. "Free will" would be understood as the amount of choice you have to select your mp3s (i.e. decissions in life). Whether you'll end up having an interesting existence or a lame passage on Earth is ultimately your fault: you cannot blame the rest because they have better tastes on music than you do.
3. What we call History is viewable here as the option some media players like Windows Media Player 10 - have of a playlist history when using the random reproduction mode: you can check the last songs you've played, as well as the ones coming ahead, but no further than a certain point, because the list starts all over again.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

stoned epiphany XI

Jackson Pollock & Lee Krasner

I ever really fall in love, I would like a productive partner that not only would care about me but also would help me to maximize my goals in life: my talents, my visions. What am I willing to give back? Probably the same thing or just maybe faithfulness, what the hell...
...“We would be like Pollock & Krasner, baby! Jus’ think about it!"